While beauty is meant to be diverse and filled with amazement; beauty contests are just the SAME OLD sameness ka arrangement!!!
The girls at most of our Indian beauty contests are all : tall, thin, and of course; fair and lovely… aage, peeche , upar, neeche they all look same – to – same; itnaa zyada same, that I doubt anything can differentiate them, apart from their name!!
The same gown! the same hairstyle; – an obnoxiously big high bun which looks more like an anaconda curled up on their heads and the same kamar pe haath wala signature pose; ka zabardast dose!!
And baap rey baap !! When they walk the ramp – my reasoning fails me to understand as to just how they turn and make the same DARAWNA serious glance….they look like they’ll eat you, if they only got a chance!!
In all of this sameness, I must say that the JUDGES definitely have some rare ADHBUT talent : to still find a winner amongst them. And ALAS!! The rest of us are KHALAS!! : for only the one girl bearing the weight of that pretentious CROWN on her head; is the most admirable, desirable, sought – after beautiful being on earth and in heaven!
Arey baba!! Have we come to this extent of superficial beauty ka juncture; that our commonsense has only gotten puncture!? When everything else in life is unique, different and special in all it’s differences and variety – then why has this boring sameness become our unfortunate qualifying criteria for beauty??