My  ‘Hindi’  dakhalandazi,  in pure ‘Angrezi’!!!

My  Dearest  readers, thank   you so much for reading my blog;  and  graciously  putting up with me – although  I have been  making  Khichdi out of the  English language!! I’m one of those Literature students who was actually thrown out of the kingdom of Literature; fell off the tree of Linguistics,. and was rejected by a board of  scoffing, nearly choking and  coughing, English Professors, who CHASED me out of town with a BROOM !!: …Cursing my khandaan from maasi to buaa; Giving one after the other  English mein  bad’duaa…!!!’  and yet : I chose to come back – and show my face – and even try a HAND AT WRITING!!!

So,  you see, I just don’t have what it takes : to be  an English writer like everyone else … my WRITINGS  lack  that ‘SHAKESPEARE – IC’ “thee, thy, thou, thine”  wala  Angrezi touch …My pronunciation and diction have  some sort of an issue – for me, it’s easier to write “arey, jaa re .. yeh puniya ka kaam kar ke, aa.. re !!” rather than, ” I hereby ordain unto thee, to perform this noble task”

If , any  English writers;  narrated  a  story  about “the fights  between two wives of a gentleman; ”, they  would certainly  bring together the most polished of words to adorn the title of the story; LIKE : “The miseries of the 2 wives” Or “The fable of the 2 Wives who fought throughout their  lives ” Or maybe “The two  quarreling  wives ”…. But  my title for the same would be….“Sautan Lagaye Aag, Jaan Bacha ke Bhaag”!!