BOLLYWOOD’s shandaar talvarbaasi, and ghode – pe sawar, REVENGE ka bhukaar; punchlines ke saath tayar heroes and heroines….! Laila’s and Majnu’s with their, “chup – chup ke milne” ka jugaad and sar pe “tension ka pahad” !! and their pathetically, hysterically, unrealistic – dukh bhari daastans, with risk – laden raastas!
The “pyaar main andha”, compulsions “se bandha” jhund of HEER’s and RANJHA’s ..being chased by smugglers of CHARAS and GANJA !! Belonging to none other than the conspiracy clan : the descendants of Gabbar Singh and Mogambo : some high – profile sophisticated criminals, in suit – boot – glares; accompanied by men – in – black ki band, others – the gunda – mawali chor, daaku, “villagers ko dhamkao, heroine ko uthao” type……..
Then we have the ancestral blessing and family trait of the – HERO’s purvaj to always fall in “LOVE” with the “Gaon ki SABSE gori”… THE most impossible forbidden chori,: the daughter of a RICHEST Sarpanch, Sardar, Thakur, Raja, Zameendaar, …???? with big trail of Kala – gaadi’s and servants ka paltan….OR either so rugged, so poor so DUR – BHAGYA stricken, misery ridden; khandaani gareeb ki santaan !
Whatever the case – our beloved “Heroines”; whether they’re fighting with barsaat; andhi – toofan OR working in the khet with dhul mitti and raith ; their hair and skin is all glossy, all set …all HIT!! Singing and dancing around jhaad, phul – patti…… all that ‘HERO ke baahon mein EFFORTLESSLY girna’; ‘baalon ka hawa mein yun udhna’… Aah haah – haah! How eye – popping; how jaw – dropping,!! There’s admiration, there’s CHEER and exaggeration beyond imagination which may result in a series of brain damage, wearing & tearing any bit of our ability to THINK and DISCERN any FURTHER”! …..BUT….. “yeh hai BOLLYWOOD meri jaan, iske liye DILL toh kya, DIMAG bhi hai kurbaan”!!!